There should be a new gold-medal sport awarded… watching the NBC coverage of the Olympics! If there was ever a more soul-deadening experience, I can’t think what it is. The nightly Olympic marathon on NBC runs (locally here in New Mexico) from 7:00 PM until 11:00 PM. Thats 4 hours of coverage. Within that 4 hours we are lucky if 40 minutes of it is actual competition. About half of the time is filled with commercials (at least 24 minutes out of every hour), the remaining time is filled with fluff pieces about (American) athletes who are not that interesting as people, and travelog’s on China. Then we have the interminable interviews, and the authoritative pronouncements from Bob Costas. The kicker is that since the Olympics are happening on the other side of the world, all of the action took place at least 12 hours before it is on TV!!
Listening to the various commentators makes me want to scream in agony. It is hard enough to determine who might be winning the competition, especially if there is no American involved, but every effort is described in terms that make you wince. Every athlete is inspirational, has battled adversity, has overcome challenges, has achieved (or not) their dream… ad nauseum! I can’t take it. Thank heavens for the online coverage, where the live broadcasts have NO narrative! The peace is wonderful. Unfortunately, the typed narrative is usually far behind the action, so determining leaders is problematic. I also have the Dish Networks channels that provide the full telecasts of all basketball and soccer matches, without commercial interruption. But I still have to put up with the sappy narrative.
So, as a public service, I am including the Slate Magazine Sap-O-Meter! This widget displays in real time the latest sap measurments from NBC telecasts.








